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*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
i love losing followers. go you weaklings. you will never survive the winter
if britney spears toxic didn’t affect your life in some way i don’t want to know you
have you ever been so attracted to someone that it upset you deep within your soul
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
damn girl i was looking at you from across the street and your beauty was so intimidating that you’re still across the street i’m talking to myself right now
how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
"I drink to forget about the time I waved at someone waving to the person behind me"
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